Buy, Sell Or Trade

Drums for sale..   Good condition .. May have to be timed
Volume controls broken..

Used by Dixieland player..  Upper register never used.

Has huge sound.   Can be heard over people

talking when soloing.

Has to be redeemed from Pawn shop.

Will also serve as a Door Stop.        Last used at sister's wedding ....2005

Needs some repairs.  Few keys and pads missing.

Suitable in Big Band playing fourth parts.  Ask for Lenny 555 610 9949

Fingers in the Albert system.

Will trade for Clarinet in Metric system.

TRUMPET FOR SALE.

Water key missing.    Comes with spittoon.

Great for beginner.   Sheet music of

"Lady of Spain" comes with instrument.

Must sound like Steinway piano.

Great for playing while sitting down.

Spilled beer smell has mostly disappeared.

Drummer looking for employment.

Presently working at local Zoo  

Call 555 444 9410 Ask for "Lefty."

Will repaint to suit buyer.

 

No strings attached.

 

Comes with donor card.

Retiring..  have run out of reeds.

Will trade for Accordion or Vacuum Cleaner.

Electric Piano For Sale.

Professionally used. . Comes with name of notes

written on Keys.

Tuned last month.

Used in show group.

Kenny G   Hair Piece included.

 

Authenticity confirmed by Garlic Tests

 

Electric Light in Bass Drum burned out.

Used in Society / Hotel Band

Comes with wide vibrato.

Come 48 to a box.

Will trade for KAZOO'S or other meaningful toy for children.

Suitable to keep werewolves away.

 

Suitable for Marching

Has been used on tours across Poland.

Neither one used very much.

Sackbut similar to Vuvuzela Horn but plays two notes.

 

Anyone with suitable music / orchestrations please contact 555 244 6690

LOOKING FOR MEMBERS

Tone Deaf applicants an asset. 

Call 555 660 4367     Ask for   Zanbaraguchimala (Speaks Heenglish)

Time payments can be arranged.

No need to rush or drag out payment plan.

Our prices beat everyone.  We stick by this offer.